This week I've had a lot of free time. I've had time to do random things, go random places, and to hear random things. I couldn't resist writing some of these things down, and now I'm posting them.
- "Sharks can only be found in the northern and southern hemispheres."
- "Dude, you're married. Don't flirt."
- "I wet my brother's bed twice, played naked frisbee, laughed til I cried...It was pretty much the best weekend of my life."
- "She tells me God got her pregnant. Well, the Big Guy owes me an apology. She was my girlfriend, he shoulda asked me first."
- "You're like Monk. I know you're intelligent, but you sure say some stupid things sometimes."
And the prize goes to me, for being insulted by my ex-boyfriend with that last statement.
1 comments:
Your posts are so random. I love it.
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